CumSqueak
(n) the loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to m-st-rb-t- with. typically caused by the c-m that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.
girl 1: g-d, that amanda girl does some kinky sh-t with her boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah? like what?
girl 1: among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.
girl 2: hmm, gotta be some serious c-msqueak in that barret!
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