cumstellation
when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto a female, creating an intricate web of s-m-n that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).
i blew my load on shanon’s chest last night and it kinda resembled the c-mstellation c-ssiopeia!
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