the act of using ones s-m-n as a lubricant for genital or -n-l stimulation.
i want you to c-msterbate with me!
do you wanna c-msterbate?
i just c-msterbated.
sorry i can’t come to the phone right now, i’m c-msterbating.
- debit card daddy
the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy. usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is. don’t worry debit card daddy will pay for it.
- detroit oil slick
when a girl p–ps on your d-ck during -n-l s-x, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. that is the oil slick. arin p–ped on my d-ck so i pulled out and gave her a detroit oil slick all down her legs
- donald's defiant
a person who doesn’t eat mcdonalds i find mcdonald’s disgusting and unedible so i’m a donald’s defiant via giphy
- dooky dooky
take a sh-t.. as in p–ping often a word used to describe p–ping in a friendly manner wat are you doing? i’m taking a dooky dooky
- drive me up the wall
definition 1: to make someone very irritated or angry. definition 2: a s-xual invitation to inform ones partner that they are crazy for them. that they want to feel crazy for them. other definitions : partner , love , s-x , crazy , angry , feel , irritated , invitation , one definition 1: “you […]