the act of using ones s*m*n as a lubricant for genital or *n*l stimulation.
i want you to c*msterbate with me!
do you wanna c*msterbate?
i just c*msterbated.
sorry i can’t come to the phone right now, i’m c*msterbating.
- debit card daddy
the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy. usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is. don’t worry debit card daddy will pay for it.
- detroit oil slick
when a girl p**ps on your d*ck during *n*l s*x, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. that is the oil slick. arin p**ped on my d*ck so i pulled out and gave her a detroit oil slick all down her legs
- donald's defiant
a person who doesn’t eat mcdonalds i find mcdonald’s disgusting and unedible so i’m a donald’s defiant via giphy
- dooky dooky
take a sh*t.. as in p**ping often a word used to describe p**ping in a friendly manner wat are you doing? i’m taking a dooky dooky