cumstipated
it is like being constipated except, when you’re c-mstipated you are s-xually aroused but cannot c-m no matter what
sandy gave me a bl-wj-b but i was soo c-mstipated that i couldn’t c-m on her face
an emotional state characterized by a complete lack of s-xual arousal. under these conditions a person could not have an -rg-sm.
“your momma so ugly she made me c-mstipated”
a more scientific approach to blue b-lls
d-mned dude, b-tch keeps getting me c-mstipated
when haveing s-x and you have the feeling of -j-c-l-t-ng but nothing comes out and you are stuck in that feeling
john ” how was last night with mindy”
kyle ” awesome until i got c-mstipated”
john ” you must have been so embarr-ssed”
kyle ” i was”
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