Cumtach
a person, girl or boy, whom has previously given a man p-ssionate oral s-x (enough to make him j-zz), but has forgotten to wipe one’s upper lip, very much covered in luscious creamy s-m-n, which is making merry with one’s upper lip hairs.
oi you c-mtach! you made spill my tea!
yes mate, she was a c-mtach for a wholeweek!
c-mtaches!, c-mtaches!, c-mtaches all of them!
micheal’s was particular c-mtached, because hadn’t received his package in the mail
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