Cumtard


a c-mtard is a shortening of the phrase c-m drinking r-t-rd.

used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a r-t-rded c-m receptacle.
fiaz is such a c-mtard!
one who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.
maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. what a c-mtard.

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