Cumtwad
its what happens when you put cheap gel in your hair and it hardens the wrong way. it makes it look like someone came in your hair and you forgot to wash it out. making you look like an unwashed v-g-n-.
stooby is such a c-mtwad. look at that greasy f-ck.
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