cumtwist
when one wrings out an item of cloth, fabric, p-n-s etc. into a mouth, v-g-n-, or -n-s in order to extract the last morsel(s) of sperm.
suzy gave johnny’s c-ck a little c-mtwist in order to fill her wanting gash.
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the bony b-mp on the back of many dogs’ heads. the larger the mutt b-mp the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt. (harry) check out this black lab i got. (larry) nah, he ain’t a lab. (harry) what? how would you know? (harry) he’s got a big ol’ mut b-mp. […]
- Mutha Facku
see m-th- facko. a mother f-cker, not necessarily a negative term. don’t make me have to split your wig m-th- facku.
- blue-footed shmowlguin
a blue-footed b–by bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin. the blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying “eat mor chikin” and “hug the tree-nymphs!”
- Blue Ovarying
similar to when a guy experiences blue balling, but for a girl. (jill to jan) “my boyfriend got a call to go work last night while we were making out. i was blue ovarying like crazy.”
- Eagle's Claw
when having s-x with a woman doggy style, the man inserts his thumb into the -n-s of the woman while making a sound like a screeching eagle. this manuver works best when the recieving party is not expecting it. hey bro, last night i hit my girlfriend with the eagle’s claw. she didn’t care much […]