cunningham


when you j-zz on someone’s shoes, then hide them in the oven. see also shoedini.
adam: why are there some sticky sandals in the oven?

paul: oh yeah, i totally cunninghamed julie last night.
the act of watching p-rn on your cellphone while taking a sh-t and then shooting your load all over the sh-t before flushing.
“i was watching dawson’s crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham.”
the p-n-s of the character of mr. cunningham from the television show “happy days.”
mrs. c.- oh, howard, i want you to stick me with your cunningham till it stinks.
mr. c.- what else would i do, marion?
joanie- if you don’t know dad, i feel sorry for you.
mr. c.- joanie, go to your room!
joanie- why do i always have to go to my room everytime you take your d-ck out?
to fail to reciprocate the act of oral love
yeah man she blew me and i totally pulled a cunningham
to sucker punch someone when they’re not looking for no clear reason…except being a whiney b-tch…
i was talking to my friend when this crybaby standing next to me cunningham’d me in the jaw.
if a programmer is described as a ‘cunningham’ it usually means that they use code someone else wrote and take credit for it; likely the type of person who has to be in the limelight every day. often overweight, flabby, sweaty, and think they’re g-d’s gift to the company.
that’s weird, i’ve seen this code before on the web; somebody cunningham’d that code; what a loser!

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