Cunnjo


an extremely religious, mythological, red-haired monster. originating from a rare triple cross breed between a leprechaun female, sasquatch, and an orangutan with down syndrome. quick to anger, impossible to pacify. few cunnjos have ever been spotted, and there have been no survivors that have been in contact. primary diet of green beans, carrots, and small children. known to be in its scariest form upon immediate awakening. emits a distinct odor, similar to that of beer farts.
“did you fart? that smells horrendous.”
“no, there must be a cunnjo around here somewhere.”

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