cunt bagel
(noun) anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn’t realize it. it can also be used to describe a situation that sucks -ss.
synonyms: pacman
why did you just sh-t on my face you f-cken c-nt bagel?!?!
oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a c-nt bagel.
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