Cunt Box


someone who is a mix between a complete and utter f-ckwit, and a f-cking c-nt at the same time.

def 2: a box that has a c-nt (cl-terous) carved into it.
steve smith was being such a c-ntbox, i wanted to smash him lad.

michael jackson; carved a cl-t into a box! what a c-ntbox!
5 more definitions
a mythical box filled with p-ssy. invented by jesus, this box was lost to the vaults of time. thought to be the object in the next indiana jones movie. also known as a minge crate.
hey indy, there’s that c-nt box you were looking for!
this is a box of c-nt.
shake your c-nt-box fitz. shake it like a polaroid c-nt-box.
a person who is a p-ssy to such a great magnitude, that the fundamental laws of physics cause the doucheness to implode into itself forming a cubic structure. this structure is known as a c-nt box. essentially anyone who is a huge f-cking p-ssy can be considered one.
person #1: “oh my god steve was drinking mike’s hard last night”

person#2: “haha what a c-nt box!!!!”
unsure – -ssumed to refer to the chest in which ladies’ genitalia are kept. a common phrase given for negative reps on www.oxfordgossip.co.uk
you, fellow student of the university of oxford, are a c-ntbox.
a c-nt and a tool box all rolled into one
matt is such a c-ntbox, stays home all day playing video games , and is scared of c-nt.

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