Cunt Curtans


when a woman gets sick of s-x(god forbid), she can grow her m-ff, and braid the f-ckin’ m-ff shut. if necessary, sh-t may be used to smear over the m-ff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)
she put on a c-nt curtan so i couldn’t f-ck her.

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