Cunt like a Hippo yawning
a girl with a v-g-n- so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.
dude i was going down on her and took her panties off and i got scard i thought i was on the discovery channel, she had a c-nt like a hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.
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