cunt monkey


the mystical creatures that reside in everything that f-cks you over.
james lost his favorite socks.
“d-mn, must be those c-nt monkeys!”
1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a v-g-n- for a face
‘oh. dude. you’re such a f-cking c-ntmonkey.’
a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly’s making his stay in to watch the c-nt monkey.
someone that always has his face in a p-ssy. someone that performs lots of oral s-x on women.
“he is such a c-nt monkey”
“i want to be a c-nt monkey”
someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a d-ckhead and can only be described by this term.
omigod, just called me a sl-t! he is such a c-ntmonkey.
someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a c-nt licking contest.
“did you see mike today? what a c-ntmonkey”

“g-d mike is a f-cking c-ntmonkey”
1.) a male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) a male or a female who is legally married and doesn’t have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
i hate that f-cking c-nt monkey that dances all the time on the stage

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