cunt parking


to take up more than one parking sp-ce by deliberately or half–ssedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age hair club for men microp-n-s douchebags in expensive sports cars.
well, i guess i’ve gotta park way the f-ck out in the nosebleed sp-ces, because this -sshole here’s enjoying some d-mn fine c-ntparking in these sp-ces closest to the store.
when the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.
it’s to busy at christmas, i’m always c-nt parking people.

that dude totally c-nt parked me, i was indicating that spot was mine for 5 f-cking minutes!!!!

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