cunt up


australian slang.
to fall over.
jacko went c-nt up on that tree root.
dave knocked my beer and it went c-nt up.
australian slang derived as a cruder form of -ss over head. to slip or trip on something in such a manner that you almost perform an aerial flip.
“that kid on the skateboard went c-nt up”

“dave ya d-ckhead pick up ya tools, i almost went c-nt up on the spanner”
shut up, be quiet, refrain from talking
“do you ever f-cking c-nt up?”
n. to be in a vertical orientation 180 degrees to normal, usu. as a result of an accident, i.e. to have ones c-nt-up.
after 14 pints of lager, muller fell down the stairs and landed c-nt-up, the stupid f-ck-faced fool.

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