Cunt Weasel
a really annoying c-ck of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn’t cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name c-nt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)
james stfu, your being a real c-nt weasel about your smokes.
someone who steals your work or ideas
those c-ntweasels stole my idea for a study!
1. the ultimate c-nt; 2. a total -sshole
i cannot believe you told my ex that i cheated on him. you’re a total c-ntweasel.
when you have a weasel in your c-nt
what a f-ckin c-ntweasel ms.jacobson is.
a person who weasels their way into c-nt, a complete douche bag.
“bryan you are a complete c-ntweasel go f-ck your boy freind” said will
a p-ssy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.
dude, i almost sh-t my pants, stacy’s c-nt weasel was so nasty!
the name of “bone minnions” on guild wars
i just summoned a c-nt weasel!!!
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