cuntanet
1:) c-ntanet: the online interwebbing tool invented a thousand years ago by people who obviously want other people to be able to get in touch with them because the telephone and the front door weren’t inconvienient enough.
2:)a place to which all 10% of non p-rn is given over to people who have no lives. eg: gamers, moaners, whiners, diners, bankers, w-nkers, politicians, newsreaders, newslisteners, mothers who try to ban kids books when they should be being mothers. essentially anyone not doing, watching or making p-rn use the c-ntanet.
steve: yo, dude where the h-ll are you?
dave: i’m on the c-ntanet.
steve: the what?
dave: the c-ntanet.
steve: yeah, i heard, i’m not deaf. what the f-ck is the c-ntanet?
dave: it’s where us bloggers, gamers, whiners, diners, bankers, w-nkers, politicians, newsreader, newlisteners, mothers, facebookers,bebo-ers and mysp-cers waste our time, lives, potential-full futures because the world and human society has become a vapid tract of poo, where all need of entelechy has dissipated from our causal descent of beginning and end.
steve: so, it’s your stupid name for the internet.
dave: why don’t you go practise your grapholagnia?
steve:because you’re too busy in the bathroom practising your emunctionon your -n-s.
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