cuntball
generally, a fellow who avoids halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)
that kevin isn’t showing up tonight? what a c-ntball!
the ball on the ring of a female genital piercing.
i was bangin’ that girl so hard her c-nt ball popped off.
someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be cl-ssified as an -sshole, f-cktard, dipsh-t, or dumb f-ck.
kirby: dude, kelsey, help me with this now! -glares at kelsey-
kelsey: kirby, shut the f-ck up. you can be such a c-ntball sometimes. -gives kirby dirty, annoyed look-
kirby: huh???????? -looks at her in a dumbfounded way-
c-ntb-lls is the result of intercourse between a mans b-lls and a woman’s c-nt. the b-lls are irreversibly stuck in the woman’s v-g-n-.
the only way to free the man is to remove his b-lls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the b-lls will remain inside the v-g-n- permanently.
the woman’s v-g-n- is now known as c-ntb-lls instead of the c-nt.
elisa: hows your -sshole going?
joe: good thanks, how are your c-ntb-lls going?
elisa: they’re a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
when you are dejected. alternate to saying “shucks” or “m-th-r f-ckers” in frustration. instead, say, “c-nt b-lls!”.
1. kevin realizes he forgot his id at the airport security gate..”c-nt b-lls!”
2. kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. judge: “you will pay the maximum fine”
kevin: “c-nt b-lls!”
3. kevin parked his car in nyc without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. he returns to find a parking ticket. “c-nt b-lls!”
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- Cunterstrike
slang, derogatory term for the incredibly popular half life modification counter-strike, applies also to counter-strike source. the word refers to the incredibly large and disproportional population of general c-nts in the game, including but not limited to; n00bs, hax-rz and 1337s. h-ll no, i’m sick and tired of playing c-nterstrike
- cungrel
somewhere between a c-nt and a mongrel you’re a bl–dy cungrel, mate.
- Jebbie
slang for jesuit or member of the society of jesus. the jebbies are the intellectuals of the catholic church.
- jebidia
a term which is used to define someone who is either illiterate, lazy, ignorant, racist or just plain hickish. joe: hey jebidia! why don’t you get a f-cking job you lazy pr-ck!? doctor1: look at that f-cking libertarian! doctor2: i know! what a f-cking jebidia.