Cuntcumber
a cuc-mber that has been inserted into a v-g-n- and left for 2+ months. when it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle aka c-ntc-mber.
mom when is your c-ntc-mber gonna be ready?
in a minute honey!
good im starving!
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