cuntititus
c-nt-titus is a steroid for your c-nt making it so strong it can break a mans p-n-s in half. girls use this to get back at a man for cheating on them.
girl: wanna f-ck?
guy who cheated: yeah sure i’m so h-rny!
girl: i’m so tight i could break your d-ck.
-guy slides into the girl-
guy: arghh my d-ck is broken in half.
girl: ah that c-nt-titus really worked.
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