cuntstipated
verb: c-ntstipate
1. cause to be c-ntstipated
adjective: c-ntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
stan: hey greg, what’s your sister doing this weekend?
greg: dunno n-mbn-ts, why?
stan: i have been a bit c-ntstipated lately. i was thinking i might try and b-m a sh-g off her.
a dating dry-spell. not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.
gary: “when was the last time you got laid?”
jeff: dude, i’ve been c-ntstipated for 4 months now.”
(noun) – when a b-tch or c-nt is out of character by being nice.
suzie is being really nice, maybe she’s changed.
no she didn’t she’s just c-ntstipated.
can get erection but unable to -j-c-l-t-
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, “blimey, kylie, i must be c-ntstipated!”
when a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is c-ntstipated.
“i think i’m c-ntstipated. i haven’t had my period in three months.”
absolutely controlled by a female. completely p-ssy-whipped.
he’s so c-ntstipated he’s never allowed a night out with the guys
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