cuntsultant
some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and -ssumptions.
(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)
girl: which dress makes me look s-xier the green or red?
c-ntsultant: neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.
i asked that c-ntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.
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