a cobweb in one’s v*g*n*.
yo man, that milf over there hasn’t seen much action. probably has some c*ntwebs if you ask me.
a scottish phrase to mean very drunk waz – ‘see the shape o wullie last night? he wiz heavy blindit min’
when you are screaming at some one named elizabeth but mispr*nounce it and scream lizardbreath instead. note: don’t do this on purpose!!! she will be p*ssssed at you if you do. person 1: she must be an elizabeth because he just called her lizardbreath. person 2: ya, she is probably p*ssssed.
- sally parsons
a woman whose possessions are limited to the colour black. her entire wardrobe will be just black. her cat, it will be black. her car, will also be black. the woman in question is also an avid drinker of prosecco (a poor mans champagne) and insists on her english authenticity by saying her son isn’t […]
- what the luck
another way to say “what are the chances of that?”. also a smooth way to avoid foul language around children. “cheese and rice, what the luck!”