Curb Douche


n. someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that sp-ce sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
aaron: josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
josh: why? we’re right in front of vanessa’s house.
aaron: yeah but more people will be coming and parking’s a b-tch. don’t be such a curb douche.

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