Curdled Cheese
picture this, you’re sitting in your english cl-ss and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher’s desk asking him a question. it is about 90 degrees fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.
-chubby l-ss walks in front of you-
your buddy: bl–dy h-ll! look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
you: i think i’ve lost my lunch.
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