curry basher
a person (usually indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to m-st-rb-t- with it whilst also feeding it to his j-p eye.
sanjay: mum your bl–dy vindaloo is too spicy! how am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!
mum: i’ll make a korma next time.
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