currywipe


to remove, usually by means of small terry cloth towel, the excess sweat acc-mulated on the surface of gym equipment posited by individuals of either indian or east-asian ethnic lineage.

the perspiration of these individuals is noted for its repugnant smell and viscosity, often known to stain porous surfaces various hues of yellow over time. the cause believed to be due to the herbs and seasonings prevalent in their respective diets.
example 1:

fitness enthusiast 1: “how was the workout?”

fitness enthusiast 2: “got a decent pump going… but spent most of the time currywiping the benches.”

example 2:

fitness enthusiast : “i’d love to not have to currywipe the treadmills after i’ve already eaten lunch.”

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