curtain bottom


the term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous b-tt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

the skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised b-tt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.
get out of the way curtain bottom.
beat it curtain bottom.
check out that m-ssive curtain bottom.
don’t buy that, you’ll look like a curtain bottom
have you seen curtain bottom recently?
curtain bottom at six o’clock.

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