Curtain Pull
this is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who’s been on the road a little too long. how it works. first, get in the shower and start lathering up. next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn’t work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. instantly, a soapy subst-tute p-ssy appears before your swolen third leg. insert and jack until your heart’s content.
yo ty, why you limpin’? did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?
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