any couple that spends their entire life in the ‘cute couple’ stage and never graduates to anything else. they bore their friends to tears with social media posts about their perfect life and perfect vacations and how much they love their animals but ultimately that’s all they have to talk about.
after jennifer’s hundred 50th post about her amazing trip to hawaii and her fabulous beach body, megan realized that jennifer and todd were victims of cute couple syndrome
a complete chutiya most of the time. he is often of short stature and spends most of his time convincing people that he goes to the gym while actually spends all his time on his computer. he always tells me that he spends all his time in the gym, but he is always playing cs. […]
italian word that means stupid/idiot sei proprio un minchione! you are such an idiot!
- binge play
like binge watch but instead of watching a show you play a game dude! i binge played the “hitman” game this weekend! no way! how was it?
verb: a feeling you get when you’re hungry and sleepy at the same time girl: hey i’m so flirblafur right now other girl: i know me too!
- monkey see monkey do'd
when your following another person, but their doing the wrong thing d-mn i wasn’t suppose to turn left here. that fool monkey see monkey do’d me