cutility
a portmanteau of the words “cute” and “utility” that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness’ usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
tessa: hey adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of peeps!
adam: my goodness tessa, i have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
things that people in general and women in particular use to look cute. these include h-llo kitty t-shirts or those tea cup sized toy poodles.
plural: cutilities
the colored head bands are a must-have cutility this spring.
i need to go to a cutilities store to prep for my 16th birthday.
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