cuzzume
a resume depicting the experience of a cuzzi hopper. it is also known as a jacuzzume or a jacuzzi resume. an individual cuzzume depicts the cuzzi hoppin experience of an individual cuzzi hopper. a team cuzzume depicts the cuzzi hoppin experience of a cuzzi hoppin team. cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of hoppin experience, number of cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. a good cuzzume shows diversity and a mult-tude of cuzzi hoppin skills.
guy 1: yo hows our cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the bartrams?
guy 2: our cuzzume is extensive. we are on another level entirely now.
guy 3: yo if we combine our individual cuzzumes and our team cuzzume it would be many pages long.
guy 1: yo cuzzume! lets keep expanding our cuzzume and find new cuzzin locations!
guy 2: yeeaaaa!!! lets hop in the cuzzimobile and head out!
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