Cville’d


named after a phenomenon first noted in charlottesville, virginia. getting “cville’d” involves a relatively normal and successful person being completely screwed over by the man/woman they are romantically interested in because said person’s peter pan complex and raging social anxieties make him/her inexplicably lose all ability to interact normally with the human beings they are attracted to. the phenomenon may centralize around college towns because of the strange social in between-ness that they encourage in romantic relationships.
nancy: “…and i was really hitting it off with this guy, he asked for my number and everything.”
sarah: “he sounds nice, did you get a coffee?”
nancy: “no! he had a major freak out, started talking about how great i was but how he couldn’t even date anyone right now because he didn’t want to get married, or some sh-t like that!”
sarah: “before you even went on one date?! girl, you got cville’d.”

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