cyber girlfriend
a girl that is in a relationship exclusively on the interent. this definition is based on the concept that the internet is a free zone like international waters.
man: my wife caught me talking dirty to a girl online, but it wasn’t cheating cause she’s my cyber girlfriend.
guy: i watched in awe as my cyber girlfriend stripteased via webcam.
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being disoriented and lost in a string of random meaningless links on the internet which finally ends on a topic completely different to what you originally had in mind. person 1: dude, what happened? you’ve been in front of the computer for an hour but didn’t even start your work. person 2: i know, i […]
- Cym-Schwah
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on the partner’s face,and then having the partner sneeze s-m-n everywhere. yo man! i just got mary to cym-schwah! she needed like 14 tissues!
- CABU
nasa jargon. short for “clear and beautiful,” referring to the weather conditions. cabu, all the way to the moon, mission control!
- Cackass
an adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. also see raggedy. “i was destroyed at the paintball field because my cack-ss rental gun kept jamming.”
- cactus crusher
an offensive word used to name mexican people. derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border. that cactus crusher smells like beans.