Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
to go kicking evil’s -ss whenever there’s a scare.
he’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
and whenever there is trouble he’s gonna be right there!
he’s cyborg pirate ninja jesus
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
now who’s the samurai robot who always wins?
the swashbuckling savior who’ll absolve your sins?
who traveled back in time and chopped off hitlers head?
who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
he’s cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
in three days time he’ll rise again.
when it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
instead of chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
he’s cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
who diced up pol pot like teriaki steak?
who gave the great ghangis kahn all that he could take?
who used his m-ssive cyborg arm to crush the axis dead?
who pumped the germans in the rhine full of pirate lead?
who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
who’ll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
he’s cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus!
cyborg pirate ninja jesus is better than all other jesuses.
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