cycloptic red eye of death


a cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately -j-c-l-t- into the other. odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
i gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. thatll teach that b-tch to look through my phone.

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