cyfp



stands for “close your f*ck*ng p*ssy”. used in a non sl*tty situation mostly. legs aren’t spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only
haley : *posts a cute beach bikini pic on instagram*

grace: haley cyfp!!!

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