when you’re really negative about something you’re actually looking forward to.
marriage is the biggest mistake i can’t wait to make. it’s the only thing i’ve ever been cynically optimistic about.
short for “douche-beard.” an asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. with the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent. did you see that guy just walk in? […]
excessive indulgence in s*xual pleasures under the advice of/or prophecy of a high priest?priestess or higher god! extended meaning:its okay to enjoy yourself, orgy style i’m heading out for an absolutely debauchoracle evening.
- deer brinking
in deer hunting, the act of driving deer towards the brink of a cliff. in the stone age, hunters would drive the deer towards a cliff and collect the carcase at the bottom. in modern times, deer hunters can sometimes use spoonerism to turn ‘beer drinking’ into ‘deer brinking’. the older hunter told the young […]
1. complicating a simple question with multiple, tangentially related questions 2. obsessing over or focusing on the smallest irrelevant detail 3. providing important nuance to an otherwise simplistic statement 4. stopping the flow of funds to some ent*ty 5. becoming stuck in the impersonation of mythical character what the h*ll is he talking about? he’s […]