the most amazing perfect girl in this history of the human race. she is cute, funny, angelic, and s*xily divine. the b**by with her is the luckiest tranny on the face of the earth. also has a great *ss and can save the world with her adorableness.
john: yo keetz how things been going with you and cyntina?
b**by: wonderfully. she has changed my life completely and i am happy for the first time in my existence. i love her with all my heart and soul and vow to always bring her joy!
- exoti principle
don’t think about it. really. take my word for it. you’ve never met me before, but trust me. the “exoti principle” is something you should know.
- rollin dough
awesome pizza place in bellevue, ne…. totally reccomend it! hey did you try rollin dough yet?!
term originates from aston gaels tpur. like a cl*sterf*ck but just a million times worse. where everything is a complete shambles but also proper f*cked at the same time. e.g “this whole situation is f*cking shambolic” could be described as being “shamblef*cked”. andrew wing is credited as being the original “shamblef*cker” everything is f*cked and […]
- t*st*cl* trick
proceeding to take your b*lls and stretch them over your p*n*s and cover it up as if your b*lls were a cozy little blanket. my husband said his p*n*s was cold so i suggested him to use a t*st*cl* trick.