CYP


cyp is the acronym for “calm your p-ssy!”
mom: omfg! you didn’t do your homework!!!!!?!?!?
child: cyp! mom!
acronym for “calm your pants.”

a variation is cyfp, or “calm your f-cking pants.”
you: omfg, i just finished twilight. best. book. ever.
me: cyp, n-body cares about twilight.

you: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! i love twilight!
me: cyfp you t-rd.
cyp is the acronym for “cl-ssic you problem”.
programmer 1: dude, i can’t get my code to compile. this sh-t won’t work!
programmer 2: well what could it be? have you included the right libraries?
programmer 1: no wait, i f-cking forgot to clean.
programmer 2: sounds like a cyp to me.
check your privilege. most commonly said to young, white males in the united states by people who ignore their own m-ssive privilege.
“greg wouldn’t shut up about how he got into dartmouth, so i told him cyp”

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