Cypress


a suburb in texas, northwest of houston.
so much construction it’s not right.
i live in cypress, it sucks. it’s all about image.
short for cypress hills low-income housing projects. an area bordered by sutter avenue, fountain avenue, linden boulevard, and euclid avenue within the east new york section of brooklyn. this area is far from any actual cypress trees and is over a mile from an area known as cypress hills. it has always been a haven for low-lives and dirt bags, cripples, dwarfs, and sl-ts. today, despite the best efforts of the nyc housing authority and its police department, there occurs, on average, a murder a month there.
yo, me an’ da bro’ went down to cypress, and some n-gg-z done chased us, took our watches, and beat the sh-t outta us.
cypress was once a small town (now almost a suburb)northwest of houston, whose landscape was dotted with dairy farms and ranches. it is protected by cy-fair vfd, the largest volunteer fire dept. in the country and by harris county sherriffs department. it is home to the cy-fair bobcats (and sam mcguffy), and cy-fair ffa was once called “harris county’s little a&m” the most popular thing to do on sat-rday nights was to go to the cy-fair rodeo, put on by the ffa. thanks to so called “progress” cypress is now just an extension of houston. the rodeo is gone, the pastures replaced by miles of concrete and cookie-cutter houses, the trees cut down, and the very ident-ty of this area so rich in history and tradition wiped away.
“i’m not from houston, i’m from cypress!”
a small suburban city in northwest orange county, california. nice and quiet place to live. a town for skin heads who need to realize that they are in a losing battle. brown people are taking over.
cypress is a great place to raise a family.

cypress is a very diverse city for being so small.
a ghetto in brooklyn,new york that has a lot of hot girls and homies that don’t play that sh-t. cypress is bordered by east new york,park slope and a small part of ridgewood and it’s community projects. cypress also has it’s own community park,which is called “highland park” which has all kinds of stuff to do there.
cypress in da hoooooouse!!!!!
cypress. a very rare name only give to few special children. if you have the name cypress, your friends have the names, emma and anika. cypress is the name of the most important member of the ninja counicl!

🙂 ♥♥♥cypress- lol♥♥♥
anika: hey cypress! i’m a ninja!
cypress: omfw trippy!
emma: hey cypress! i made you a waffle!
cypress: omfw trippy!
anika:hey cypress! you brother got stolen by the princ-p-l!
cypress: omfg triii…. woah what?!
anika: ha ha jk

emma:you guys are so funny! ha ha ha
all: hurray!
a place that in ny that borders east new york.the heart of cypress(hills) is in lindin blvd.,where the m-train is, and is mostly dirty due to the people not caring about there community.
cypress in da hooouse!!!!

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