D Club
this is an activity that must be partaken before a group of men partic-p-te in gathering that require them to be naked in the same room together, like a spa or a sauna.
the activity is as follows: each person must stare at each other’s d-ck for a full minute. and then carry on with their activity.
this happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons’s d-ck and try to avoid looking at it.
it must be noted that there is no h-m-s-xual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the d-club.
if an erection were to happen during the minute of the d-club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the p-n-s.
if there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the d-club for h-m-s-xual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the ceremonial club or the c-club.
the term was first coincided by arin hanson aka egoraptor.
-are we going to that korean spa this afternoon?
-yeah.
-ok, let’s get this out of the way. here is my f-cking d-ck. look at it!
-woah woah woah, what the h-ll are you doing???!?
-relax bro, it’s only d club.
-oh, that’s perfectly fine and reasonable now.
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