D-Howes Chicken Snacker
when your lover takes a chicken snacker from kfc and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your -ss in a fashion most unnatural. i’ve heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the -n-s and eating it…there are many different ways of acting out this s-x move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. i couldn’t figure out where the word d-howes originates from but i believe it’s a street in kelowna, bc where the word originated from. of course the idea of sticking a food item in your -ss-hole is highly impossible, but i tried it and although it’s sloppy it is most lovely. my girlfriends -ss tasted most delicious after doing it. we know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
yesterday, i gave my wife a d-howes chicken snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.
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