D.I.N.K.E.R.

dual-income no kids eternally renting.

a couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.
in these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like nyc, s.f. and l.a. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a d.i.n.k. is probably more accurately a d.i.n.k.e.r.
the word that my grandma would refer to my p-n-s as, when i was a little kid.
g-ma: “don’t forget to wash your d-nker”
me: “ok”
(noun) a p-n-s that is smaller than 2″.
my friend has a d-nker.
your mom likes d-nkers.
my p-n-s is a d-nker times 5.
noun. a word used only by people withhalf-mexican friends. they usually use it when referring to most anything, it is a replacement word when one thinks other words are inadequate. often used to refer to friends when speaking to them. originated in madison, wi.
it’s right next to the fire d-nker (fire alarm).

d-nker, where are you?
abbreviation. label. double income no kids.
referring to a de-facto or married heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual couple who both undertake full-time employment and do not have any offspring.
“it was obvious the real estate agent was going to favour the d-nkers”
a childish way to say p-n-s.
why is my d-nker getting stiff, mommy?
any type of underwear- excluding bras- to include briefs, boxer-briefs, boxers, panties, thongs, granny panties, bikinis, g-strings, and boyshorts.

sometimes said with an australian accent. see below.
on most days i choose not to wear d-nkers, i prefer to go commando.

your pants fell down and i can see ya d-nkas!