D-pression
the sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger b–bs than she.
sally: hey! do you know what’s been wrong with carol lately?
amanda: have you seen her daughter?
sally: no. why?
amanda: carol’s in some major d-pression.
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