Daaan
a delightful english lad who takes you on a whirlwind tour of englands hu-wheat fields, gr-ssy knolls, and prancing ponies before settling down for a glorious cup of tea betwixt the daffodils. finally, as the sun goes down, he makes you a man by taking you gently from behind, and you finish the day off with a handful of cuc-mber and d-cksh-t sandwiches.
daaan took me on a whirlwind tour of englands hu-wheat fields, gr-ssy knolls, and prancing ponies before settling down for a glorious cup of tea betwixt the daffodils. finally, as the sun went down, he made me a man by taking me gently from behind, and we finished the day off with a handful of cuc-mber and d-cksh-t sandwiches.
they were glorious!!
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