very smart, beautiful, intelligent woman who’s been threw alot and deserves to be treat right , she is a handful but she is worth it and she is definitely worth falling in love with
d’acqua is so cute
- gentle parenting
when a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn’t like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse. i need to give my child a bath, but he doesn’t like […]
- rumpel blumpkin
is derived from “blumpkin” where you receive f*ll*t** while defacating. however, a rumpel blumpkin is when you receive f*ll*t** in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating. i took this chick to the bathroom, but joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a rumpel blumpkin while […]
when you m*st*rb*t* with a sausage. i was out of d*ld*s so i made a vagdog with a stick of pepperoni
the emotion that occurs when one realizes they have experienced a fitmiss(failing to wear a fitbit) halfway up mt st helens on my hike i realized it was a fitmiss–i was so fitp*ssed not to get credit for all those steps!