Dad-Fucker


one (male) member of a group of friends who takes part in raunchy s-xual activities with his own father. when left undiscovered, there are many telltale signs to identify the “dad-f-cker” within a group. this signs include but are not limited to:

1. constantly using the excuse “i have a girlfriend” to get out of a situation.
2. acting excessively gay and/or feminine at all times.
3. constantly being a huge p-ssy
4. a strong aroma of bobo cheese and -sshole emitted from the person’s mouth.

when discovered, the accused dad-f-cker immediately loses all credibility in any conversation. any attempt by the accused dad-f-cker to offer an opinion or statement can and should be discredited and met with the statement, “shut up, you f-ck your dad.” furthermore, when conversation within a group dulls, one can and should immediately offer the exclamation, “you f-ck your dad!” regardless of whether or not this exclamation was funny, all other members of the group should laugh and agree.

and remember, once a dad-f-cker, always a dad-f-cker.
dad-f-cker: “i have the grades to get into any ivy league school.”
non-dad-f-cker: “no you can’t nate, you f-ck your dad”

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